People would take the Olympics a lot more seriously if they didn’t include handball. They’re just throwing a ball to each other like a bunch of kids. It’s just stupid.
And if you win, how do you look, say, the marathon gold medalist in the eye?…
Handball Gold Medalist: What did you get your gold for?
Marathon Gold Medalist: I ran 42 kilometers in extreme heat.
Handball Gold Medalist: Great. I threw a ball back and forth for a bit with someone about two feet away from me. Then I had a bath.
Marathon Gold Medalist: Big twat.
(c) Is It Just Me Or Is Everything Shit? (Steve Lowe & Alan McArthur)
Same shit would be with frisbee, if it gets included into Olympics 
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